wesleyac answers metafilter

i enjoy rubbernecking about relationship disasters on ask metafilter, but i also sometimes dispense dubiously useful advice. here is a collection of vaguely relationship-related answers i've given:

• All Relationships Are Temporary
• am I a red flag?
• Am I being lovebombed or did I hit a jackpot?
• Is it possible to open a relationship after 17 years
• You only like new-person sex. What now?
• Consequences of lying about age to get COVID vaccine?
• Do I have a really bad therapist?
• Sometimes, you just need to hear it from other people
• What is this?
• When is the morally right time to disclose an emotional affair?
• Am I being a jerk about my boyfriend's Burning Man obsession